So a certain person (she-who-must-not-be-named) just got a hold of a HUGE ASS 1 bdrm spacious apt in lower Manhattan for $500 a month!!! WTF?? Why does it seem everyone else get these great deals and not me? All I want is more closets and a kitchen that is not smack-dab in the middle my living room. Is that so much to ask for?

If anyone hears of a place that fits my description please go ahead and sign the lease in my name. I'll take it.

And to top things off now I have this HUGE couch leaning up against the wall in my living rm/kitchen area. Great fun for the cats as they are now playing King of The Mountain, but now I have even less room. Anyone want this damn thing?