WHAT THE...

So I settled down for a nice Friday evening on the couch with one of my fav stations The Style Network when this came on. What in god's name is this??? Is this somebodys idea of a sick joke? Is this a revenge on Martha?

Described as part Donna Reed, part Marlo Thomas...uh, they left out the PART PENIS!

It was so creepy. So disturbing. So unsettling that I had to immediately run to my computer to investigate. Is anybody familiar with this....this....thing? Rachel??

Apparently she (?) started here on Public Access in Manhattan and has blossomed (?) into something bigger. YIKES!!